Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Do you hear the twoofers sing?


Words and wit fail

Jebus trist, these people just top themselves anew everyday. I couldn't resist blogging this one. Not a day goes by that I'm not reminded just how profoundly stupid some of these people are.

In this thread the OP points out the presence of chemtrails...in the Disney movie "Cars." A number of replies follow, most confirming the fears of the OP.

My favorite reply to the thread:

"Ever play GTA3, Vice City or San Andreas? They feature everywhere on that game, even very low flying planes. And who are these games targeted at?"

Complete morons, apparently.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Now for a musical interlude...

In honor of our heroes at Louder Than Words, who by their press release have declared their intent for "the dawn of truth and a new day," I hereby dedicate this song to their glory. It is to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing" from the Broadway show "Les Miserables."

"Do You Hear the Twoofers Sing?"

AVERY
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!

BERMAS
Will you join my foolish quest?
Who will be wrong and lie with me?
Beyond the LCF
Is there a world you fail to see?

ROWE
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be mean!

ALL
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!

AVERY
Will you pay all you can pay
So that my wallet may grow large?
Disagree, we call you "gay"
The truth is yours for a small charge!
The blood of the victims
Will pay for my widescreen TV!

ALL
Do you hear the twoofers sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the bull**** of a forum
Which will never think again!
When the coldness of your heart
Echoes the void between your ears
From sanity we thus depart
Cuz' Final Cut nears!

Twoofers are n00bs.


Move over Copernicus


I am William Wallace!


The Money Trail


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Do-Over


To Catch a Twoofer







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